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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of NSA"

Original Song Title:

"The 12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The 12 Days of NSA"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This one is a freebie as I converted a political cartoon from my newspaper over to this parody which I tweaked a bit :-)
On the first day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the second day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the third day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the fourth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the fifth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the sixth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the seventh day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the eighth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the ninth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the tenth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the eleventh day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
11 Hackers hacking
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

On the 12th day of NSA
defeat of secrecy:
12 Leakers leaking
11 Hackers hacking
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!

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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - December 20, 2013 - Report this comment
I'd give you 3 12's if allowed but the rating system only goes up to 5
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Thnx Jon and Merry Xmas :)

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