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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of NSA"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of NSA"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This one is a freebie as I converted a political cartoon from my newspaper over to this parody which I tweaked a bit :-)
On the first day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the second day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the third day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the fourth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the fifth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the sixth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the seventh day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the eighth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the ninth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the tenth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the eleventh day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
11 Hackers hacking
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the 12th day of NSA
defeat of secrecy:
12 Leakers leaking
11 Hackers hacking
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
the truth was still coming:
Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the second day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the third day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the fourth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the fifth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the sixth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the seventh day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the eighth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the ninth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the tenth day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the eleventh day of NSA
the truth was still coming:
11 Hackers hacking
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
On the 12th day of NSA
defeat of secrecy:
12 Leakers leaking
11 Hackers hacking
10 Phones a tapping
9 Fingers pointing
8 Metadata harvests
7 Spies a listening
6 Senators screaming
5 Merkel howls
4th Amendment sagging
3 FISA orders
2-faced statements
and Edward Snowden ill at ease!
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I'd give you 3 12's if allowed but the rating system only goes up to 5
Thnx Jon and Merry Xmas :)
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