Is that mom and dad?
Looks like mom and dad
Why is mom and dad
Putting my presents under the tree?

All year...wasn’t bad
Santa, I’m not bad!
So why’s mom and dad
Wrapping up socks that’s designed in plaid!?

So when will Santa come here on Christmas?
What will I really get on Christmas?
I hope this isn’t a sh***y Christmas
I just wanted a new car!

Instead I get handmade cards for Christmas
No Santa Claus or Rudolph on Christmas
I don’t think I’ll even wake up for Christmas
Since my parents broke my heart

C’mon mom and dad
Your presents aren’t rad!
I swear we weren’t bad!
Don’t want a sweater with fluffy cats

But there’s mom and dad
With presents they’ve wrapped
I don’t think I’m bad
So Santa please bring me what I’ve asked

And it would be a most joyous Christmas
Instead of being the lamest Christmas
What is the point of making a wishlist
If your parents screw it up!?

I mean, really! It is freakin’ Christmas
I know I shouldn’t be mad on Christmas
Why I am getting punished on Christmas
All I wanted...was a car!