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Song Parodies -> "Old Bill O'Reilly"
Original Song Title:
"Red River Valley"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Old Bill O'Reilly"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
From O'Reilly we always get strong views,
Ever there, thinning hair and Fox smile
He's a journalist king in his own mind
And rides Jumbo on down that right aisle
Sing "all hail Roger Ailes" if you love him
Grab a right wing of crow and just chew
Unforgetful is old Bill O'Reilly
Lets it stick, never scrapes off his shoe
Embrace Bill, Irish face, daring darling
There are no Webster words he won't say
Gets his point crazy glued, brushed with varnish
And he never is going away
Diehards watch dear O'Reilly each evening
Without wild Bill, cold and dreary, life would be
He'd give sight to the blind for the taking
Dusts off guests who will bend easily
Sing "all hail Roger Ailes" if you love him
Grab a right wing of crow and just chew
Unforgetful is old Bill O'Reilly
Lets it stick, never scrapes off his shoe
When he goes, lay his bones on the right side
Plant him down where the daffyBills grow
All those true fans may follow O'Reilly
Cuz' they can't live without him, we know
No, they can't live without him, we know
Ever there, thinning hair and Fox smile
He's a journalist king in his own mind
And rides Jumbo on down that right aisle
Sing "all hail Roger Ailes" if you love him
Grab a right wing of crow and just chew
Unforgetful is old Bill O'Reilly
Lets it stick, never scrapes off his shoe
Embrace Bill, Irish face, daring darling
There are no Webster words he won't say
Gets his point crazy glued, brushed with varnish
And he never is going away
Diehards watch dear O'Reilly each evening
Without wild Bill, cold and dreary, life would be
He'd give sight to the blind for the taking
Dusts off guests who will bend easily
Sing "all hail Roger Ailes" if you love him
Grab a right wing of crow and just chew
Unforgetful is old Bill O'Reilly
Lets it stick, never scrapes off his shoe
When he goes, lay his bones on the right side
Plant him down where the daffyBills grow
All those true fans may follow O'Reilly
Cuz' they can't live without him, we know
No, they can't live without him, we know
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