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Song Parodies -> "The Capon Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Caisson Song"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Capon Song"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

For those not chicken savvy..a capon is a castrated rooster..done so for market purposes
Feathers fly - feathers sail
As they shake their dusty tail
And those capons go strolling along

Scratching berm, terra firm,
Stretching necks to pull a worm
All those capons go strolling along

They're a cocky crew
Who can't "Cock-a-doodle-doo"
Still they flock in numbers, proud and strong
Need no hen ho,
They just peck and go
Them old capons keep strolling along

From sun up - till sundown
Flexing spurs and nowhere bound
Those old capons are strutting along

Growing fat, getting plump
Acting like they're Donald Trump
Those old capons keep strutting along

Hear a "tee hee hee,"
From that old hen, Hillary
She knows they pack an empty schlong
'Cause Farmer, Pat - clipped their testes flat
Now, they're capons just strolling along

Sneaking peeks - down below,
Wond'ring where did my nads go?
All those capons are strutting along

Gone's the left, gone's the right
Seek no nooky day or night
Those poor capons just strutting along

They hear "Tee hee hee"
From that old hen, Hillary
Next squawk could be their final song

Their sad fate they'll learn,
Doomed to cook and burn
When that farm truck comes rolling along

Off, their heads will go rolling...alonnnng..

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Old Man Ribber - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
AFW - I proclaim you to be The Capon Crusader...faster than a speeding pullet! I don't care which came first...the AFW chicken song or the egg. Just keep these coming!
Callmelennie - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
One of the funniest parodies that I've seen in a while. You should do all the anthems of the Armed Forces
Chicken [really] Little - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Love it when you strut your stuff.
Patrick - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Guess I'll just have to clone some more. Used to see capons in the freezer at the supermarket, not so much anymore. Reminds me of the steers I saw at the livestock show a couple years ago. All puffed up with pride, so carefully groomed. But you could see the rodeo bulls laughing at them.
John Barry - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
It was so cold last night I saw a chicken with a capon. This was fricaseein' fabulous!
AFW - January 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...speeding pullet...funny line....and thanks, lennie...actually over the years I have done parodies to I believe, The Marine Hymn, and the Navy song...should be in archives, somewhere...and thanks, CRL...and Patrick...and John,
Dave W. - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
With a clip, clip here and a clip, clip there ...here a snip, there a snip...everywhere a clip, snip....Airfarcewon jokes 'bout capons ,balls they got no mo'
AFW - January 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave, ah yes, a comment with tempo
LilChickaDee - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
tres Bon, Sir L'air de Farce, et tres amusant, MonSieur!
AFW - January 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC...you speak French, I see...
MadameDeTokerVille - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Oui, Oui, MonSieur, Le Duque d' isMarck !
AFW - January 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Du eye appre-SHE-ate yewer voatt and komMENT - Wee Wee Ma Sherr-ee...see, I speak french, too

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