Three more wizards - powerful but
From the Ring books they all were cut.
Grey, White, and Brown - all won great renown.
Yet of these three - tut tut.
Say....what?

What of these proud wizards three,
Air-brushed from the fantasy?
Where did they go? Don't ask Frodo!
He knows less than you or me.


First in line was Angus The Plaid,
Part Istari - part Highland lad.
Full of loud gripes, gave makind bagpipes.
Middle Earth thought him mad.
Hoot...mon!

Of the wizards, he's the rogue -
'Though his color's out of vogue.
To dwarves he's called - "Will MacDonald".
Elves can't understand his brogue.


Second, there was Brian The Taupe,
Smoking herbs that he made from rope.
Laid-back fellow, keeps all things mel-low,
Has Eregion's best dope.
Oh......wow!

What's that red in Sauron's eye?
He and Brian just got high!
Orcs are killin', Brian's chillin',
He is like one cosmic guy.


The third wizard's robes are chartreuse.
Elves and men just know him as Bruce.
Mincing, prancing, swishing, and dancing,
In battle he's no use.
Hi.....there!

Can't cast spells but can create
And Bruce sure can decorate.
Full of passion, knows his fashion.
Don't be fooled 'cause Bruce is straight.


These three of whom nobody sings
You won't find in Lord Of The Rings.
'Though they once grooved - they've all been removed.
Guess it's one of those things.
And.....so

Of the Scot, the Head, the Poof
You won't find one bit of proof.
Once completed, now deleted.
It's not true. It's just my spoof!