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Song Parodies -> "Children's Hospital Christmas Carol"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Children's Hospital Christmas Carol"

Parody Written by:

2LD4U

The Lyrics

One episode of "Children's Hospital" in which I really don't watch, a guy keeps asking the same girl out and she always says no. Something that can be easily found on the USA Network. Why, Children's Hospital couldn't have been at least animated on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim I have no idea. I bet that guy asking the same girl out several times and her saying no and no only is shown in almost every episode. To me, its like a live action soap opera version of Miss Piggy trying to ask Kermit the Frog out on a date several times and him saying "Ah you know ."
Boy: Deck the Hall's with boughs of holly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
You're the girl who makes me jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
You're the one that I always love. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Won't you become my turtledove. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Girl: You know the answer will be no. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Why don't you just get up and go? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
You're the person I'll always hate. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
You're the one who'll I'll never date. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Boy: Someday you will become my wife. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Girl: Why don't you just get a real life? Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Boy: This the season to be jolly. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Girl: Go away or you'll be sorry. Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Girl: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Boy's friend: Well, give her credit. She's not afraid to have some Scrooge nor Grinch in her when it's necessary. When it comes to you "Old Buddy", it is.

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