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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You Commercial Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"We Wish You Commercial Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
We wish you commercial Christmas
we wish you commercial Christmas
we wish you commercial Christmas
and a humbug New Year!
Remember to buy
and squander and spend
All the stuff you don't need
when the year is near end
Now I want my Christmas presents
now I want my Christmas presents
now I want my Christmas presents
so bring them right here!
Stuff your home with that kitsch
and the stuff with no use
All the tinsel and chaff
and throw-away spruce
I won't go until I get some
I wont' go until I get some
I won't go until I get some
You'd better give me!
we wish you commercial Christmas
we wish you commercial Christmas
and a humbug New Year!
Remember to buy
and squander and spend
All the stuff you don't need
when the year is near end
Now I want my Christmas presents
now I want my Christmas presents
now I want my Christmas presents
so bring them right here!
Stuff your home with that kitsch
and the stuff with no use
All the tinsel and chaff
and throw-away spruce
I won't go until I get some
I wont' go until I get some
I won't go until I get some
You'd better give me!
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December 26 is the day all the TV stations tell people the places they can go to dispose of their Christmas trees. In the old days we used to burn them, but now that is generally illegal. Regular trash collection won't take them. A lot of people prefer plastic trees from China. Just disassemble and put in basement. It appears that Christmas in Finland is another commercial holiday, same as here. At least you do not have a two month Hallowe'en. Or do you?
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