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Song Parodies -> "Congress, We Hardly Knew Ye"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny, we hardly knew ye"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Congress, We Hardly Knew Ye"
Parody Written by:
CryHavoc
The Lyrics
Its Kongressional Karaoke III and time to make even more fun of Congress!!
(Sung to the tune of "Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye")
Congress, We Hardly knew Ye
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Where is the pork on which you feed, hroo, hroo
Where is the pork on which you feed, hroo, hroo
Where is the pork on which you feed,
The rich are sheltered from your greed...
Now the middle class will bleed....
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Where is the wall you said you’d build, hroo, hroo
Where is the wall you said you’d build, hroo, hroo
Where is the wall you said you’d build,
Though the AZ law it is overkill...
The illegals now have a union guild...
Congress, we hardly knew ye....
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Where are the hacks that walk the halls, hroo, hroo
Where are the hacks that walk the halls, hroo, hroo
Where are the hacks that walk the halls,
As long as they're here. progress is stalled...
and nothing else will change at all...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Donkeys and Elephants, hear their rant, hroo, hroo
Donkeys and Elephants, hear their rant, hroo, hroo
Donkeys and Elephants, hear their rant,
but they're too busy with sycophants...
A Demorat or a Republican't...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
The bills you passed you will regret, hroo, hroo
The bills you passed you will regret, hroo, hroo
The bills you passed you will regret,
That odious Health care we won't forget
As we drown in trillions of debt....
Congress, we hardly knew ye....
Where are those taxes you'd repeal, hroo, hroo
Where are those taxes you'd repeal, hroo, hroo
Where are those taxes you'd repeal,
along with the monies that you steal...
It's time you knew just how we feel...
Congress, we hardly knew ye....
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Congress, We Hardly knew Ye
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Where is the pork on which you feed, hroo, hroo
Where is the pork on which you feed, hroo, hroo
Where is the pork on which you feed,
The rich are sheltered from your greed...
Now the middle class will bleed....
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Where is the wall you said you’d build, hroo, hroo
Where is the wall you said you’d build, hroo, hroo
Where is the wall you said you’d build,
Though the AZ law it is overkill...
The illegals now have a union guild...
Congress, we hardly knew ye....
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Where are the hacks that walk the halls, hroo, hroo
Where are the hacks that walk the halls, hroo, hroo
Where are the hacks that walk the halls,
As long as they're here. progress is stalled...
and nothing else will change at all...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
Donkeys and Elephants, hear their rant, hroo, hroo
Donkeys and Elephants, hear their rant, hroo, hroo
Donkeys and Elephants, hear their rant,
but they're too busy with sycophants...
A Demorat or a Republican't...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
The bills you passed you will regret, hroo, hroo
The bills you passed you will regret, hroo, hroo
The bills you passed you will regret,
That odious Health care we won't forget
As we drown in trillions of debt....
Congress, we hardly knew ye....
Where are those taxes you'd repeal, hroo, hroo
Where are those taxes you'd repeal, hroo, hroo
Where are those taxes you'd repeal,
along with the monies that you steal...
It's time you knew just how we feel...
Congress, we hardly knew ye....
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change, hroo, hroo
If you change your vote, we'll vote for change,
If what you see is rather strange...
If you think we'll change, you're quite deranged...
Congress, we hardly knew ye...
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Unfortunately, we know Congress all too well, as your perceptive lyrics reveal. It's they who have forgotten us. I've got to look up the original on this one. Sounds like a rollicking good time, if you're in with the in crowd.
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