After stalls, where you been mountin'
Wash yer hands !
There's the soap, and there's the fountain,
Wash yer hands !

Those who don't, the Lord is countin'
Tappin' shoulders, and a toutin'
"Git back in there !" He'll be shoutin'
"Wash yer hands !"

We are humans, we're not horses,
Wash yer hands !
After flippin' drippin' sources,
Wash yer hands !
Shake yer "Wills" and wipe yer "Judys"
Scratch them cooties off yer booties,
But please mind hygienic duties,
Wash yer hands !

Oh, we all seek troughs and seaters,
Urges come
Yes, we all need troughs and seaters
Urges come
Have to handle food, we're eaters,
Touchy, feely, people greeters,
So, we can't be uncouth cheaters,
Wash yer hands !

Be like Grandma, and your Grandpa
Wash yer hands !
They were brought up with a grand law
Of demands !
Back when it wasn't easy,
They stayed squeaky clean and breezy
Not like some folks, today, sleezy,
Wash yer hands !

Leave the pew, hallelujah,
Wash yer hands !
Let the sink hot water do ya'
Wash yer hands !
When yer scuzzy, or yer soddy,
Used a urinal, or potty,
Cleanse your soul and cleanse your body,
Wash yer hands !