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Song Parodies -> "Wash Yer Hands"

Original Song Title:

"She'll Be Coming Around The Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Wash Yer Hands"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

After stalls, where you been mountin'
Wash yer hands !
There's the soap, and there's the fountain,
Wash yer hands !

Those who don't, the Lord is countin'
Tappin' shoulders, and a toutin'
"Git back in there !" He'll be shoutin'
"Wash yer hands !"

We are humans, we're not horses,
Wash yer hands !
After flippin' drippin' sources,
Wash yer hands !
Shake yer "Wills" and wipe yer "Judys"
Scratch them cooties off yer booties,
But please mind hygienic duties,
Wash yer hands !

Oh, we all seek troughs and seaters,
Urges come
Yes, we all need troughs and seaters
Urges come
Have to handle food, we're eaters,
Touchy, feely, people greeters,
So, we can't be uncouth cheaters,
Wash yer hands !

Be like Grandma, and your Grandpa
Wash yer hands !
They were brought up with a grand law
Of demands !
Back when it wasn't easy,
They stayed squeaky clean and breezy
Not like some folks, today, sleezy,
Wash yer hands !

Leave the pew, hallelujah,
Wash yer hands !
Let the sink hot water do ya'
Wash yer hands !
When yer scuzzy, or yer soddy,
Used a urinal, or potty,
Cleanse your soul and cleanse your body,
Wash yer hands !

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Leough - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Good advice! If everyone followed it, there would be a lot fewer colds being passed around.
Rob Arndt - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
555 for a squeaky-clean parody!
Dave W. - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm having visions of a Seinfeld episode...Also I'm hearing Barneys voice singing this......that was Stuuupendous !!.
Patrick - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
You are certainly not washed up as a parody writer. A song that is next to godliness.
AFW - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...I visit a nearby casino, occasionally, and although I've not taken a poll, I notice only about one out of three men, if that, wash their hands before leaving the restroom
Meriadoc - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
The cooties/booties/duties line was hilarious! :D
John Barry - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
You cleaned up on this one.
glen s - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
The greeters /eaters/cheaters line was hilarious too. Great work. First stanza reminded me of kristofs 'cant do plumbing/sinks a fountain's a little bit.
Lifeliver - November 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Lots of great wordplay - the above-mentioned and 'flippin' drippin' sources' stood out too. You seem to be on a roll with bodily fluids. I'm not going to play Pontius Pilate on this one - guilty as charged, of a fine parody. Have some freshly scrubbed fives.

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