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Song Parodies -> "Chickens Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Chickens Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Had a burn out so...here you go.
Chickens roasting on an open fire
Nice smell nipping at our nose
Helpless bawkings being sung in ire
And we're freezing by our toes
Everybody wants a turkey and it's getting old
Want to bask in season light
Orange dots of the flames all aglow
Will find it nice to eat tonight
We'd love some turkeys by the way
Some loaded cans of fruits and tuna on their way
And every parent's child is gonna whine
Angrily ask us to invite them to dine
So I'm offering some tasty treat
To kids from 1982
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very yummy Christmas to you
Nice smell nipping at our nose
Helpless bawkings being sung in ire
And we're freezing by our toes
Everybody wants a turkey and it's getting old
Want to bask in season light
Orange dots of the flames all aglow
Will find it nice to eat tonight
We'd love some turkeys by the way
Some loaded cans of fruits and tuna on their way
And every parent's child is gonna whine
Angrily ask us to invite them to dine
So I'm offering some tasty treat
To kids from 1982
Although they got ticked many times, many ways,
A very yummy Christmas to you
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Did somebody mention turkey?
Sure did.
Nice parody Max- Xmas in July is kicked off! 555! Keep writing Max :)
Will do, just need to get my parody hands back. Be sure to look out for my batman parody. Also have few parodies ready but I'll withhold the release for a time being.
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