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Song Parodies -> "I Wonder Where's Kissinger Now?"
Original Song Title:
"I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now?"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Wonder Where's Kissinger Now?"
Parody Written by:
Ralph E. Shaffer
The Lyrics
With Obama's victory in 2008 many former politicians and officials were out of work. It must have been particularly hard for old diplomats to leave the power and prestige that they had previously enjoyed. Here's an ode to one of them.
I wonder where's Kissinger now?
I wonder what's wrinkling his brow?
I wonder with whom he is acting wise,
briefing spies, swapping lies?
I wonder if he has a plan
To invade old Uzbekistan?
I wonder what he
Thinks of our Hillary?
I wonder where's Kissinger now?
I wonder where's Kissinger now
While dreaming of his days with Mao?
Does Henry spend all his time plotting coups,
seeking clues, sending cues?
I'm thankful that his term is through
His leaving was long overdue
The role of adviser
Requires someone wiser
I wonder where's Kissinger now?
I wonder what's wrinkling his brow?
I wonder with whom he is acting wise,
briefing spies, swapping lies?
I wonder if he has a plan
To invade old Uzbekistan?
I wonder what he
Thinks of our Hillary?
I wonder where's Kissinger now?
I wonder where's Kissinger now
While dreaming of his days with Mao?
Does Henry spend all his time plotting coups,
seeking clues, sending cues?
I'm thankful that his term is through
His leaving was long overdue
The role of adviser
Requires someone wiser
I wonder where's Kissinger now?
reshaffer@csupomona.edu
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"With Obama's victory in 2008 many former politicians and officials were out of work." Not to mention millions of workers.
He should be here.
There's a cell waiting for him here.
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