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Song Parodies -> "Bloomberg The Brown Nosed dhimmi"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bloomberg The Brown Nosed dhimmi"
Parody Written by:
Callmelennie
The Lyrics
A little out of season, but seeing as how a member of the left wing phalanx did a parody of Rudolph yesterday, I thought it only fitting to show how the right wing "rolls with Rudolph" This is an anti Ground Zero Mosque protest song
You know Ed Koch and Abe Beame and Rudy and Dinkins
O'Dwyer and Wagner, La Guardia and Lindsay
But do you recall
The most craven mayor of all
Bloomberg the brown nosed dhimmi
Had a brownish nasal crust
And if you ever saw it
You would fly away in disgust
All of the New Yawk 'litists
Used to laugh and call him names
They never left poor Bloomberg
Join in their degenerate games
Then one 'Aid al Fitr eve
Imam came to say
Bloomberg with your nose so foul
Woncha greenlight my mosque Old Pal
Then all the 'litists loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Bloomberg the brown nosed dhimmi
We applaud your treachery
(Cue cheerful musical interlude ... and ....)
Bloomberg the rat faced dhimmi
Had a very twitchy snout
And if you ever saw it
You would point at it and shout
All of the New Yawk lefties
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Mikey
Join in any leftawd games
Then one smoggy Ramadhan
Imam came to say
Bloomberg with your snout a-twitch
Won't you roll over and be my bitch
Then all the leftawds loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Bloomberg the rat faced dhimmi
You will live in nmfamy
O'Dwyer and Wagner, La Guardia and Lindsay
But do you recall
The most craven mayor of all
Bloomberg the brown nosed dhimmi
Had a brownish nasal crust
And if you ever saw it
You would fly away in disgust
All of the New Yawk 'litists
Used to laugh and call him names
They never left poor Bloomberg
Join in their degenerate games
Then one 'Aid al Fitr eve
Imam came to say
Bloomberg with your nose so foul
Woncha greenlight my mosque Old Pal
Then all the 'litists loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Bloomberg the brown nosed dhimmi
We applaud your treachery
(Cue cheerful musical interlude ... and ....)
Bloomberg the rat faced dhimmi
Had a very twitchy snout
And if you ever saw it
You would point at it and shout
All of the New Yawk lefties
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Mikey
Join in any leftawd games
Then one smoggy Ramadhan
Imam came to say
Bloomberg with your snout a-twitch
Won't you roll over and be my bitch
Then all the leftawds loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Bloomberg the rat faced dhimmi
You will live in nmfamy
dhimmi -- a second class citizen in a Muslim state, by reason of being a non-Muslim; or in this case, one who behaves as if he were a dhimmi
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If I were to write this again, I would probably spell that last word as -- infamy
Works for me!
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