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Song Parodies -> "Nursing Homes Have Tasteless Food"

Original Song Title:

"Mary Had A Little Lamb"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Nursing Homes Have Tasteless Food"

Parody Written by:

JollyJester

The Lyrics

Nursing Homes Have Tasteless Food

Nursing homes have tasteless food
Tasteless food, tasteless food
Nursing homes have tasteless food
And it gets worse every day

The stuff you serve us tastes like hay
Tastes like hay, tastes like hay
The stuff you serve us tastes like hay
And it gets worse every day

Give us something good to eat
Good to eat, good to eat
Give us something good to eat
Or we will go away

We won’t eat the food you serve
The food you serve, the food you serve
We won’t eat the food you serve
And we sure won’t pay

That’s all we’ve got to say

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - April 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Maybe you can get the vegan guy to bring you something.

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