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Song Parodies -> "My Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer"
Original Song Title:
"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"My Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
They are among the unsung heroes of our time, the men who grab measuring tape with one hand and inner thighs of oversized, testosterone filled, aggression-enhanced, cage fighting rednecks with the other, and live to tell about it - or since you never hear that, maybe not...
My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
My God, he is somewhat a queer
I've Pro Wrestling underwear liner
He smiles taking measures down there
Latex, Spandex, is what he's suggesting for me, for me
Lip-gloss surplus, is what he's suggesting for me
He says in me he's a believer
His tights are so tight that I chafe
He says he's been working with Bieber
Now, why don't that make me feel safe
Nail paint all quaint, among his suggestions for me, for me
Rainbow rope show, among his suggestions for me
My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
Was raised as a church altar boy
My God, he's a pinky cloud niner
Since too much for Siegfried & Roy
Leather, Feathers, now that was the limit for me, for me
Jock thong, 'fume - strong, now that was the limit for me
***Here the song ends brutally***
My God, he is somewhat a queer
I've Pro Wrestling underwear liner
He smiles taking measures down there
Latex, Spandex, is what he's suggesting for me, for me
Lip-gloss surplus, is what he's suggesting for me
He says in me he's a believer
His tights are so tight that I chafe
He says he's been working with Bieber
Now, why don't that make me feel safe
Nail paint all quaint, among his suggestions for me, for me
Rainbow rope show, among his suggestions for me
My Pro Wrestling wardrobe designer
Was raised as a church altar boy
My God, he's a pinky cloud niner
Since too much for Siegfried & Roy
Leather, Feathers, now that was the limit for me, for me
Jock thong, 'fume - strong, now that was the limit for me
***Here the song ends brutally***
© Peter Andersson.
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ROFL! Very good, Peter :-) This is autobiographical, I take it?
ROTFL! That was funny. Fives!
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