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Song Parodies -> "San Diego Chargers Roasted"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"San Diego Chargers Roasted"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Their failures brings a smile to my face.
Chargers roasting on an open fire,
The fumes climbing to my nose,
All those losers being cooked by the fire,
Their fans all yelled out "Rivers blows!"
Everybody wants some steroids and bum A.J. Smith,
But some thinks it isn't right
Stench of blood from the flame pleads the fifth
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We torched some Jets fans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of lowlifes ain't it great?
And every single losers all whined and cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1995,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very awesome event indeed
The fumes climbing to my nose,
All those losers being cooked by the fire,
Their fans all yelled out "Rivers blows!"
Everybody wants some steroids and bum A.J. Smith,
But some thinks it isn't right
Stench of blood from the flame pleads the fifth
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We torched some Jets fans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of lowlifes ain't it great?
And every single losers all whined and cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1995,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very awesome event indeed
Truth is the reason for my dislike of the Chargers had more to do with A.J. Smith's off season mouth. The guy just couldn't let it go because of a certain trade in 2004 which the guy who spurned him ends up one-upping him. Maybe if the Chargers fire him, they might have a chance. Also I wouldn't be surprised if SB42 might have drove Seau to a suicide attempt...
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