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Song Parodies -> "Away in the Doghouse"
Original Song Title:
"Away in a Manger"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Away in the Doghouse"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Parody #20 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge.
Away in the doghouse, my man has been bad
He stared at a woman walking through the mall
She wore heavy makeup, was scantily clad,
And looked ready to kick him straight in the balls
My man is yelling and whining up a storm
But I’m in the kitchen minding my business
He shoulda thought things through intently before
Trying to get into that woman’s business
After I finished cooking I let him out
What woman would I be if I let him starve?
While he was eating I made him think about
What he did ‘cause next time his eyes out I’ll carve
He stared at a woman walking through the mall
She wore heavy makeup, was scantily clad,
And looked ready to kick him straight in the balls
My man is yelling and whining up a storm
But I’m in the kitchen minding my business
He shoulda thought things through intently before
Trying to get into that woman’s business
After I finished cooking I let him out
What woman would I be if I let him starve?
While he was eating I made him think about
What he did ‘cause next time his eyes out I’ll carve
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