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Song Parodies -> "We Three Ladies (The Baby Shower Song)"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We Three Ladies (The Baby Shower Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #14 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge.
We three ladies got together
And planned a nice baby shower
Got a church and a caterer
And sent invitations

Oh, because we have common sense
We know what the baby needs
And it’s nothing to do with what the
So-called “wise men” offered

Registered at Babies R Us,
Target, Kohl's, and The Children's Place
Bought some bedding and cute onesies
Tons of nursing supplies

And baby dishes, baby toys
Bassinets, diaper towers
Screw the frankincense and myrrh
We’ve got what the baby needs

Oh, the baby shower went well
Mother-to-be was excited
Loved the food and loved the presents
That we all bought for her

Oh, Baby will be happy, too
Because we knew what it’d need
I know the “wise men” meant well, but
Have they seen baby showers?
What if the three Wise Men were the three Wise Women? This parody is based on that joke, which I heard long ago.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Wendy Christopher - December 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I nominate Beyonce to play the role of Head Wise Woman for this parody!
Rebekah Dub - December 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Beyonce's a good choice. She and Taylor Swift would make a good team.

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