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Song Parodies -> "Whose Child is This?"

Original Song Title:

"What Child Is This?"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Whose Child is This?"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #12 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge.
Whose child is this sleeping backstage
While his mommy’s screaming at her
Alleged baby-daddy before
Maury even opens the envelope?

Is, is he the father?
We’ll find out in the next two seconds
In the case of this child
Poor Mister, you are not the father

Whose child is this subjected to
Second and third paternity tests,
Befriending the producers behind
The scenes of Maury’s sperm-counting fest?

Is this guy the father?
We’ll find out in the next two seconds
Nope, nope, he’s not the father
And neither is the third dude

Whose child is this, I’d like to know
And so would Maury’s producers
His mommy’s raking up Frequent Flyer
Miles just from flying to New York

To test more potential men
To see which one fathered her child
But, according to this last test,
It looks like she won’t be back again
Yes, there are a couple parodies similar to this one. But the Maury references help me to make it my own. =)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Old Man Ribber - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Rebekah - The total lack of heigth, the pointy ears, the high-pitched squeaky voice...the father must elf! Sorry I bailed out on the 25 Day Challenge, but you are going strong! Keep it up. ;D
John Barry - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Including those I've done to date, I have only 18. Not sure I can come up with 7 more. 5s for you.
Rebekah Dub - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR - Not a problem. Thank you for the encouragement and the funny comment. John - Thank you! And best of luck.

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