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Song Parodies -> "Argh, Holy Crap!"
Original Song Title:
"O Holy Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Argh, Holy Crap!"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Parody #9 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge... about a pre-Christmas grocery trip gone awry.
Argh, holy crap! I forgot my credit card
I was going to go shopping today
Go to the grocery store for tonight’s dinner
That I plan to cook as soon as I get home
As I’ve had takeout for three nights in a row
And fast food in the form of Burger King
I watch my waist expand as I sing this verse
Oh weight I gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight I gain, oh weight I gain
Argh, holy crap! The eggplant has little sprouts
And a mold mansion’s growing on the ham
So I grabbed my credit card and drove back to
The grocery store to see what else they had
As we’ve had takeout for three nights in a row
And fast food in the form of Burger King
We watch our waists expand as we sing this verse
Oh weight we gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight we gain, oh weight we gain
Argh, holy crap! The grocery store closed early
And everybody is starving to death
Mom opens the fridge door to see what’s in there
And Dad rummages through the pantry shelves
Looks like it’s takeout again for the fourth night
And fast food in the form of Burger King
We’ll watch our waists expand as we sing this verse
Oh weight we’ll gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight we gain, oh weight we gain
I was going to go shopping today
Go to the grocery store for tonight’s dinner
That I plan to cook as soon as I get home
As I’ve had takeout for three nights in a row
And fast food in the form of Burger King
I watch my waist expand as I sing this verse
Oh weight I gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight I gain, oh weight I gain
Argh, holy crap! The eggplant has little sprouts
And a mold mansion’s growing on the ham
So I grabbed my credit card and drove back to
The grocery store to see what else they had
As we’ve had takeout for three nights in a row
And fast food in the form of Burger King
We watch our waists expand as we sing this verse
Oh weight we gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight we gain, oh weight we gain
Argh, holy crap! The grocery store closed early
And everybody is starving to death
Mom opens the fridge door to see what’s in there
And Dad rummages through the pantry shelves
Looks like it’s takeout again for the fourth night
And fast food in the form of Burger King
We’ll watch our waists expand as we sing this verse
Oh weight we’ll gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight we gain, oh weight we gain
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Here's a rate-gain of 555!
Thank you. =)
O Christmas Eve the grocery stores are swarming, tonite's the nite we buy last mine gifts... Thanks for getting me started.
EXpresses the turmoil of the holiday season
Lucky for me I finished mine early... but I'd still have to get some food and what not.
Loved this song! And I'm picky about fresh use of language. This song is so real and true. I was singing along from the first line. Thanks, Rebekah!
You're welcome. Thank you, Rose. I'm very happy that you enjoyed the song.
Now THAT'S Christmas! Never mind, every year I'm optimistic that it won't be like that - and one year I'll be right :^) Great parody.
Thanks, Wendy. =)
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