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Song Parodies -> "Argh, Holy Crap!"

Original Song Title:

"O Holy Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Argh, Holy Crap!"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #9 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge... about a pre-Christmas grocery trip gone awry.
Argh, holy crap! I forgot my credit card
I was going to go shopping today
Go to the grocery store for tonight’s dinner
That I plan to cook as soon as I get home
As I’ve had takeout for three nights in a row
And fast food in the form of Burger King

I watch my waist expand as I sing this verse
Oh weight I gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight I gain, oh weight I gain

Argh, holy crap! The eggplant has little sprouts
And a mold mansion’s growing on the ham
So I grabbed my credit card and drove back to
The grocery store to see what else they had
As we’ve had takeout for three nights in a row
And fast food in the form of Burger King

We watch our waists expand as we sing this verse
Oh weight we gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight we gain, oh weight we gain

Argh, holy crap! The grocery store closed early
And everybody is starving to death
Mom opens the fridge door to see what’s in there
And Dad rummages through the pantry shelves
Looks like it’s takeout again for the fourth night
And fast food in the form of Burger King

We’ll watch our waists expand as we sing this verse
Oh weight we’ll gain during the holidays
Oh weight, oh weight we gain, oh weight we gain

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Rob Arndt - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Here's a rate-gain of 555!
Rebekah Dub - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you. =)
2Eagle - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
O Christmas Eve the grocery stores are swarming, tonite's the nite we buy last mine gifts... Thanks for getting me started.
AFW - December 10, 2011 - Report this comment
EXpresses the turmoil of the holiday season
Rebekah Dub - December 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Lucky for me I finished mine early... but I'd still have to get some food and what not.
Rose DeShaw - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved this song! And I'm picky about fresh use of language. This song is so real and true. I was singing along from the first line. Thanks, Rebekah!
Rebekah Dub - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment
You're welcome. Thank you, Rose. I'm very happy that you enjoyed the song.
Wendy Christopher - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Now THAT'S Christmas! Never mind, every year I'm optimistic that it won't be like that - and one year I'll be right :^) Great parody.
Rebekah Dub - December 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wendy. =)

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