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Song Parodies -> "Idiots"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Idiots"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Parody #6 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. For those of us who feel the rage that gets provoked when some moron decides to do something crazy while on the road.
Speeding through the road
Just got onto the highway
And already somebody cuts me off

I toot upon my horn
And the moron snickers
But not before I flip my middle finger in the air

Damn idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to get over
Into the next lane

Idiots, idiots
Driving carelessly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air

A day or two ago
A cop pulled me over
And all the other drivers lined up behind me

It was a traffic jam
During the rush hour
But once my ticket was written the other drivers left

Damn idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to pass this
Granny ahead of me

Idiots, idiots
Driving recklessly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air

Idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to exit
Without getting tailed

Idiots, idiots
Driving stupidly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air

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Rob Arndt - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I can't stand the truck/SUV/CUV types that just blindly wander all over the road- worse than trailing an RV!!! But OTOH, I am one of those "I own the road" types too! If it's not a sportscar, then I won't drive it. Nice parody-555!!!
Rebekah Dub - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! One of my biggest on-the-road pet peeves is people who tail me. Sometimes, when the mood is right, I slow down a few miles just to spite them. They usually get the hint. I also hate it when people fail to utilize their turn signal or when people in the left lane give themselves the right-of-way when they know they don't have it.
Andria - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate idiot drivers too. I was on my way back from work earlier today, a couple hours before dark with a heavy fog rolling in, and had to pull over to the side of a 6-lane highway to answer a phone call. Thankfully I was driving an old Buick the size of a small fishing boat and had my hazards on, otherwise the EMS would be taking pieces of my body out of the car with nutpicks. Everything passing me was an SUV, a full-size truck, a van or a small bus. 5s.
Rebekah Dub - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria. I have a story similar to yours, except mine involved severely heavy rain and a one-lane highway. I was getting home from a show that I helped out at, and it started raining heavily. It got so bad I couldn't see the road. And semis and the like STILL passed me at regular speeds. I stayed at my aunt's that night.
Phil N - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Just using this opportunity to say that any comments that the Wiser/Woser thought was from me actually weren't, a lot of people have been using this computer lately and I always sign my own name to everything I write. I also do not vote 1's on anything. Among my college acquaintances, amiright's a popular site and we had a lot of visitors over the past two days, some using the computer. A lot of those people don't know me. Sorry about anything anyone else wrote, I will not allow this computer to be used by others again.
Phil N - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
And all I ask of you authors and readers is to not believe anything the Wiser/Woser says about me. I am a longtime trusted parody author on the site, have nothing but respect for fellow authors, and would never do anything he says I've done. He's just a crazy commenter with an ax to grind.
Rebekah Dub - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi Phil, thanks for bringing that to our attention. It sucks when people abuse computer privileges when given them. (And 1-votes suck, too... not to mention they don't help a parodist improve without constructive criticism behind the vote.) If someone needs to use my computer, I ask what they need it for and log out of everything, then open a new window. Most people respect this policy.
Phil - December 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for understanding. I'll be a lot more strict now.
Rebekah Dub - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
You're welcome, Phil.

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