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Song Parodies -> "Idiots"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Idiots"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Parody #6 of the 25 Parodies of Christmas Challenge. For those of us who feel the rage that gets provoked when some moron decides to do something crazy while on the road.
Speeding through the road
Just got onto the highway
And already somebody cuts me off
I toot upon my horn
And the moron snickers
But not before I flip my middle finger in the air
Damn idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to get over
Into the next lane
Idiots, idiots
Driving carelessly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air
A day or two ago
A cop pulled me over
And all the other drivers lined up behind me
It was a traffic jam
During the rush hour
But once my ticket was written the other drivers left
Damn idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to pass this
Granny ahead of me
Idiots, idiots
Driving recklessly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air
Idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to exit
Without getting tailed
Idiots, idiots
Driving stupidly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air
Just got onto the highway
And already somebody cuts me off
I toot upon my horn
And the moron snickers
But not before I flip my middle finger in the air
Damn idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to get over
Into the next lane
Idiots, idiots
Driving carelessly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air
A day or two ago
A cop pulled me over
And all the other drivers lined up behind me
It was a traffic jam
During the rush hour
But once my ticket was written the other drivers left
Damn idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to pass this
Granny ahead of me
Idiots, idiots
Driving recklessly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air
Idiots, idiots
Hogging up the road
Oh, how I’d like to exit
Without getting tailed
Idiots, idiots
Driving stupidly
I might as well keep my
Middle finger up in the air
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I can't stand the truck/SUV/CUV types that just blindly wander all over the road- worse than trailing an RV!!! But OTOH, I am one of those "I own the road" types too! If it's not a sportscar, then I won't drive it. Nice parody-555!!!
Thanks! One of my biggest on-the-road pet peeves is people who tail me. Sometimes, when the mood is right, I slow down a few miles just to spite them. They usually get the hint. I also hate it when people fail to utilize their turn signal or when people in the left lane give themselves the right-of-way when they know they don't have it.
I hate idiot drivers too. I was on my way back from work earlier today, a couple hours before dark with a heavy fog rolling in, and had to pull over to the side of a 6-lane highway to answer a phone call. Thankfully I was driving an old Buick the size of a small fishing boat and had my hazards on, otherwise the EMS would be taking pieces of my body out of the car with nutpicks. Everything passing me was an SUV, a full-size truck, a van or a small bus. 5s.
Thanks, Andria. I have a story similar to yours, except mine involved severely heavy rain and a one-lane highway. I was getting home from a show that I helped out at, and it started raining heavily. It got so bad I couldn't see the road. And semis and the like STILL passed me at regular speeds. I stayed at my aunt's that night.
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Hi Phil, thanks for bringing that to our attention. It sucks when people abuse computer privileges when given them. (And 1-votes suck, too... not to mention they don't help a parodist improve without constructive criticism behind the vote.) If someone needs to use my computer, I ask what they need it for and log out of everything, then open a new window. Most people respect this policy.
Thanks for understanding. I'll be a lot more strict now.
You're welcome, Phil.
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