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Song Parodies -> "Sub-Teacher"
Original Song Title:
"My Preacher"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Sub-Teacher"
Parody Written by:
Oofle McGoofle
The Lyrics
Yo! Yo!
Here the Bitch comes
Walkin’ the hallways
With her faculty chums
Substitute teacher for our class
Four-eyed Geek, thick Coke-bottle glass
Fat white chic with extra-wide ass
We’re scratchin heads- how long can she last?
(Chorus)
We hope she’s gone fast
This fat-ass, eatin’ Little Deb snacks
Her hair is so black, and she’s
Dressed in unfashionable slacks
Imma gonna be sick- give me a hall pass!
Writes her name on the board
Ms. R.W. brainy nerd
God, she’s so ugly
Her voice piercing’ drums when heard
Yeah, I’m a slacker
A back-stabber
Nuthin’ in life matters
Just wanna smack her
We hope she’s gone fast
This fat-ass, eatin’ Little Deb snacks
Her hair is so black, and she’s
Dressed in unfashionable slacks
When she talks, it’s yack, yack, yack!
Thinks she so smart
Teachin’ in the K-12s
She’s just a freakin’ sub
We’re outta here, clang of the bell
This Bitch can go straight to hell!
Yo, Bitch… we’re not interested
Life in this Ghetto is survivin’
What skillz do you hope to bring
When the EDU system’s not thrivin’?
We hope she’s gone fast
This fat-ass, eatin’ Little Deb snacks
Her hair is so black, and she’s
Dressed in unfashionable slacks
Understandin’ Ebonics is a skill she lacks!
Gonna help me wit my SAT?
Yo, Bitch… do you follow me?
Are you so blind, that you can’t see
You’re not qualified to help me- nor anybody!
Most of us dogs
Goin’ in the US Army
Fodder for insurgents
In a foreign country
We never had the luxury
Of a good education, as it be
But ya got that solid degree
And a damn good-payin’ salary
In this economy…
It’s 2011, how the hell you gonna reach me???
Here the Bitch comes
Walkin’ the hallways
With her faculty chums
Substitute teacher for our class
Four-eyed Geek, thick Coke-bottle glass
Fat white chic with extra-wide ass
We’re scratchin heads- how long can she last?
(Chorus)
We hope she’s gone fast
This fat-ass, eatin’ Little Deb snacks
Her hair is so black, and she’s
Dressed in unfashionable slacks
Imma gonna be sick- give me a hall pass!
Writes her name on the board
Ms. R.W. brainy nerd
God, she’s so ugly
Her voice piercing’ drums when heard
Yeah, I’m a slacker
A back-stabber
Nuthin’ in life matters
Just wanna smack her
We hope she’s gone fast
This fat-ass, eatin’ Little Deb snacks
Her hair is so black, and she’s
Dressed in unfashionable slacks
When she talks, it’s yack, yack, yack!
Thinks she so smart
Teachin’ in the K-12s
She’s just a freakin’ sub
We’re outta here, clang of the bell
This Bitch can go straight to hell!
Yo, Bitch… we’re not interested
Life in this Ghetto is survivin’
What skillz do you hope to bring
When the EDU system’s not thrivin’?
We hope she’s gone fast
This fat-ass, eatin’ Little Deb snacks
Her hair is so black, and she’s
Dressed in unfashionable slacks
Understandin’ Ebonics is a skill she lacks!
Gonna help me wit my SAT?
Yo, Bitch… do you follow me?
Are you so blind, that you can’t see
You’re not qualified to help me- nor anybody!
Most of us dogs
Goin’ in the US Army
Fodder for insurgents
In a foreign country
We never had the luxury
Of a good education, as it be
But ya got that solid degree
And a damn good-payin’ salary
In this economy…
It’s 2011, how the hell you gonna reach me???
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I can relate. We got us this very vulgar woman as sub that, although thin, wears ugly horn-rims and really outdated fashions. Her voice is like gravel and she chalks really badly. She even has memory loss and forgets what she told us to do or gives the wrong quizzes for work we haven't done yet! Help!!!
Back in my day the substitute tracher was the gym teacher or Vice Principal! Talk about learning nothing!
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