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Song Parodies -> "Parody Whores"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Parody Whores"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

We work the late night,
Creatures of change,
Vain, narcissistic,
Insecure, strange..
Spoofing our butts off
For praises and scores
We're just a bunch of
Parody whores..

Pounding the PC,
Stroking the mouse
Quietly sinful
To not wake the spouse
Practicing safe text,
Licking S'mores..
We're AmIwriters
And parody whores

Sometimes we're busted,
Some throw the book
Readers who judge us,
And critics of hook
Verse prostitution
Chucky's our pimp
We need Viagra
When our minds go limp

Raping the nighttime
Brain cells we squeeze
Lusting for Webster's,
Rhyme Dick-tion-arys
Baring our souls for
The AmIright throng
We're parody whores,
Turning tricks with a song

We're parody whores,
Turning tricks with a song

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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Old Man Ribber - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Holy Stephen Foster! For now I'm just a parody critic, but I make no attempt to hide my past. Well said as usual. ;D
Barry J. Mitchel - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Q: How did your racy 2nd stanza slip by ChuckyG's editors?
A: It's a well-disguised description of self-indulgent 4play. But it's worth 5s.
Dave W. - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Does perhaps One speaketh for thou self ? ........nah....but what do I know ?.....after all , I'm just a parody junkie lookin' for my next fix..ahhhh
AFW - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys..I guess it does kind of take a zany twist to the extreme harsh level...maybe, Junkie would have been a kinder, gentler term to use... :)
Christie Marie M - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey, I could be your parody, you know...LOL, Just kidding!! Great take on "racy" type of spoof. Another decent description of parody writing for this site and the concept of it. I also always look up certain words while I write up my parodies as well. Great as always, AFW...555!
AFW - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie
Andria - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work here, and I like the edginess of using the word "whore" as opposed to "junkie". And sometimes I even get called one to my face, since sometimes I try too hard to look sexy (honestly, all I need to look that way is to wear my hair down and put on a tight-fitting shirt & pants), but I don't mind it. 5s.
AFW - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, for voting and weighing in, Andria...I agree, everybody should do, or wear whatever makes 'em feel good and feel like, themselves...I know it's easy to say on paper, and sometimes hard to do...modern times is pretty much of a control freak...forcing us to become society slaves, most of the time..I guess, to be really free souls, we'd need to revert to the caveman era
Andria - November 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I agree there, AFW, and I try not to let myself be too much of a slave to fashion. You're very welcome...
LilCougaress - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
High Cheers to our Mighty Duke oEdge!
AFW - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you LilC..very nice to see you back voting and commenting...After TG day cheers to you, also

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