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Song Parodies -> "All Breasts Big And Bountiful"

Original Song Title:

"All Things Bright And Beautiful"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All Breasts Big And Bountiful"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I would just like to say at the start that Richard Desmond is NOT a pornographer: he says he's not, and that's good enough for me (especially as he's got loads more money than I have, and a litigious nature)
All breasts big and bountiful
All bimbos short and tall
All legs wide and wonderful:
R. Desmond prints them all

Each lady's mouth that opens,
Each sexy bird that moans,
He prints in technicolor,
Records their little groans

All babes bright and beautiful
All "fwooaaah" bits of alright
Not so wise but wonderful
OK, so not that bright

All pictures pornographic
All images obscene
He'll print both long and short legs
And something in between

Pictures so implausible
Organs great and bigger
Positions quite impossible
Pursued with awesome vigour

The purple headed bishop
The one king with his crown
A shot of the sun rising
And one of going down

All "things" hard or flexible
All sizes, great and small
Things of taste quite marginal
R Desmond prints them all

He says he's no pornographer
I wouldn't say his is
He surely does make money
From pornographic biz

Women who're exploitable
All girls who need the dough
I guess it's unavoidable
R Desmond stoops so low

The "Readers' Wives" magazine
The luscious "Asian Babes"
How sad is Richard Desmond
Who's made us all depraved?

All breasts big and bountiful
All bimbos short and tall
All legs wide and wonderful:
R. Desmond prints them all

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 24

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Jonathan C. - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice use of the word 'fwooaaah', Phil. ;)
Claude Prez - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I've never heard of Desmond or even know this song, so I hope you don't mind I gave you fives anyway for some of your more clever lines (like the "going down" one)
Meriadoc - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I echo Claude's sentiment.
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Try searching on google for "Richard Desmond pornography", and see what comes up - you'll get the idea :-) ...of course I don't mind if you give me 5s... Thanks :-)

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