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Song Parodies -> "Tamp, Tamp, Tamp"

Original Song Title:

"Tramp, Tramp, Tramp"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Tamp, Tamp, Tamp"

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The Lyrics

There's a tiny little plug
Makes us men dismay and shrug
As a clue, the number 26 would fit
If no answer still gives nod
For this riddle, peri-od
When you go to bed tonight you'll say, "That's it!"

Tamp, tamp, tamp,
Tampons are rolling
Keeping ladies fresh and clean
Bought down at the pharmacy
To take care of "Mister C"
All us guys have interest in this love machine

Once a mo, girls menstruate
Then is when us men must wait
Show great patience, empathy, and much restraint
Tho' the urge burns like a wick
Best if we play cool and slick
Face the obstacle that is, until it ain't

Tamp, tamp, tamp,
Tampons are popping
Popping where the sun don't shine
Every day, for six, such things
Are extracted by their strings,
Neccesary for your girl-friend and for mine..

Tamp, tamp, tamp,
Tampons are working
Covering that little pup
Bless their hearts, each precious dear
Shifting mother nature's gear
While we read and watch tv till times are up

We must read and watch tv till times are up

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - (I apologize in advance and expect this comment to be reported.) I didn't know you could write rag-time! ;D
AFW - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...very good, lol...and since it came up...I hope you'll not think me too narcissistic if I plug another parody I wrote on this same subject..titled, "Alex and her ragtime band" pc's so old it freezes a lot when I try to drag a link...but you could run the OS, Alexander's Ragtime Band...if you can stand anymore of this "What some may consider a tasteless" theme
Rob Arndt - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Bloody fantastic-555!!!
AFW - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
I wondered when someone would use that adjective, thanks, Rob
Rob Arndt - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment
NP, I recently wrote a parody with a VD topic from the Frankmusik feat. Colette Carr song "No I.D.", so these topics don't bother me at all. Hell, I write about suicide, murder, Third Reich, war, STDs, Zombie attacks, and tattooed women!!! Nothing is taboo for me!

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