-> "Talvisota"
Original Song Title:
"Minnesota"
Parody Song Title:
"Talvisota"
The Lyrics
Soviet invasion of Poland
Agreement with Nazis
Joseph Stalin hungry for conquest
On Finland had his eyes
Talvisota
The Winter War
Finns fought harder
Reds lost much more
Finns were outnumbered in all ways
In tanks, aircraft, and men
Tenaciously they defended
Their people and homeland
Soviets were inexperienced
Suffered from Stalin purges
Finnish defenders were true heroes
Killed those Soviet urges
Talvisota
The Winter War
Finns fought harder
Reds lost much more
The Winter War raged on for months
The Soviets struggled for gains
But the relentless Finns held strong
They had the weather and terrain
The Finns were exhausted by March
Soviets were not pleased either
The countries negotiated
To end this short war for starters
Talvisota
The Winter War
Finns fought harder
Reds lost much more
Finns ceded 11% of land
30% of economic assets
Soviets did not push to move further
Their casualties had been so enormous
Finns lost 26,000 men
Soviets 127,000
Finns had made them pay dearly
For every blood-soaked inch of ground
Talvisota
The Winter War
Finns fought harder
Reds lost much more
Both sides took a well-needed rest
As Nazi Germany plotted
Operation Barbarossa
Continuation War started!!!
Talvisota
The Winter War
Finns fought harder
Still... another war
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