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Song Parodies -> "First 12 Days of High School"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"First 12 Days of High School"
Parody Written by:
Derek Henry
The Lyrics
On my first day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my second day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my third day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my fourth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my fifth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my sixth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my seventh day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With seven flails'a'wailin',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my eighth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my ninth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my tenth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my eleventh day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With eleven AK's firing,
Ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my twelfth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With twelve missiles blasting,
Eleven AK's firing,
Ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
A classmate attacked me,
With a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my second day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my third day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my fourth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my fifth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my sixth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my seventh day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With seven flails'a'wailin',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my eighth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my ninth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my tenth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my eleventh day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With eleven AK's firing,
Ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
On my twelfth day of High School,
A classmate attacked me,
With twelve missiles blasting,
Eleven AK's firing,
Ten blow darts'a'blowin',
Nine wooden bats,
Eight hand grenades'a'throwin',
Seven flails'a'wailing',
Six shotguns'a'shootin',
Five javelins,
Four pipe bombs,
Three broken bottle ends,
Two spiked leather gloves,
And a battle axe from the 13th century.
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