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Song Parodies -> "Reds Did Rape the Fatherland"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Reds Did Rape the Fatherland"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Continuation of the Blonde Valkyrie story...
Reds did rape the Fatherland,
Fatherland, Fatherland,
Reds did rape the Fatherland,
Most women died so slow
And every night the Red Army slept,
Red Army slept, Red Army slept,
Every night the Red Army slept
Blonde Valkyrie did show
She followed them to the right place,
The right place, the right place
She followed them to the right place
To treat them oh so cruel
She took her knife, then cut and slay,
Cut and slay, cut and slay
She took her knife, then cut and slay
In the rubble a blood pool
And so the Reds then sought her out,
Sought her out, sought her out,
And so the Reds then sought her out,
But still she lingered near
She waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
She waited patiently about
Because she knew no fear
"Why does she love killing so?"
She love killing so? she love killing so?
"Why does she love killing so?"
Watched her mother beg, cry (then die)
“She poisons their Vodka you know”
Poisons their Vodka you know, poisons their Vodka you know
“She poisons their Vodka you know”
Revenge for those who died
She’s never satisfied, she’s never satisfied!!!
Fatherland, Fatherland,
Reds did rape the Fatherland,
Most women died so slow
And every night the Red Army slept,
Red Army slept, Red Army slept,
Every night the Red Army slept
Blonde Valkyrie did show
She followed them to the right place,
The right place, the right place
She followed them to the right place
To treat them oh so cruel
She took her knife, then cut and slay,
Cut and slay, cut and slay
She took her knife, then cut and slay
In the rubble a blood pool
And so the Reds then sought her out,
Sought her out, sought her out,
And so the Reds then sought her out,
But still she lingered near
She waited patiently about,
Patiently about, patiently about,
She waited patiently about
Because she knew no fear
"Why does she love killing so?"
She love killing so? she love killing so?
"Why does she love killing so?"
Watched her mother beg, cry (then die)
“She poisons their Vodka you know”
Poisons their Vodka you know, poisons their Vodka you know
“She poisons their Vodka you know”
Revenge for those who died
She’s never satisfied, she’s never satisfied!!!
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Rob - The Red Army had one hell of a going-out-of-business sale. My brother actually got to fire a friend's AK-47. ;D
Even though I live in Cali which is a Blue State with gun restrictions, I have had many arsenals in my life, including assault rifle pre-bans. Out here it was pretty easy to get Chinese AKs (Norinco) and although illegal Hellfire switches for full-auto could be obtain. I love the AK series: 47/74/103 etc... but the Reds stole the intermediate cartridge and basic rifle architecture from the Germans who had assault rifles in WW2- mainly the STG-44 and para FG-42 plus Volkssturm Gustloff VG 1-5 and a whole bunch of experiemental weapons like the early Mkb 42s, the STG-45, and bullpup designs. Meanwhile, Abakan makes a better rifle than the AK series- the An-94. I would give anything to get one but they are totally illegal and even the Secret Service had a hard time getting one. Don't get me wrong, I love the superiority of German small arms in every category except shotguns, but the HK G-36 and even greateer cancelled G-11 Caseless are far too complex and tempormental for me. With my life I would trust either an AK or AN. Abakan An-94:
http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/assault/as08/an94-1.jpg
http://www.enemyforces.net/firearms/abakan_2.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/metalgear/images/d/d7/AN-94.jpg
I'd bet her fleece would be red as beets... ;-D Great work Rob! 555! :-)
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