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Song Parodies -> "The 12 Days of War"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The 12 Days of War"
Parody Written by:
Adam Bernstein
The Lyrics
On the first day of war, my President said to me:
"(He's got) WEA-pons of mass destruction"
On the second day of war, Donald Rumsfeld said to me:
"Saddam did nine eleven and got WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the third day of war, Condoleeza said to me:
"He gassed his ow-own people, did nine eleven, and got WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the fourth day of war, Ari Fleischer said to me:
"Sad-DAM don't like Israel, gassed his ow-own people, did nine eleven, and got weapons of mass destruction."
On the fifth day of war Colin Powell said to me:
"SY-RI-A IS NEXT! They don't like Israel, give refuge, to Iraqi troops, and have WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the sixth day of war Michael Moo-oore said to me:
"Fiftee-een Saudis,
ZE-RO I-RA-QIS!,
on Nine Eleven,
so we went,
after the wrong guys,
who don't HAAAAVE weaPOOONS of mass destrUUUUCTIOOOON.".
"(He's got) WEA-pons of mass destruction"
On the second day of war, Donald Rumsfeld said to me:
"Saddam did nine eleven and got WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the third day of war, Condoleeza said to me:
"He gassed his ow-own people, did nine eleven, and got WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the fourth day of war, Ari Fleischer said to me:
"Sad-DAM don't like Israel, gassed his ow-own people, did nine eleven, and got weapons of mass destruction."
On the fifth day of war Colin Powell said to me:
"SY-RI-A IS NEXT! They don't like Israel, give refuge, to Iraqi troops, and have WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the sixth day of war Michael Moo-oore said to me:
"Fiftee-een Saudis,
ZE-RO I-RA-QIS!,
on Nine Eleven,
so we went,
after the wrong guys,
who don't HAAAAVE weaPOOONS of mass destrUUUUCTIOOOON.".
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this had potential for being a decent song but it seems you forgot to finish it so i can't vote
worst parody i have read so far, by no means was this funny, by no means did this even have a potential rhyme, i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
dave, dave... nobody's fave... you rant and you rave and think you're brave
Where's the other half? You only went up to six.
To dave, the original doesn't have rhyme either, I don't think.
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