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Song Parodies -> "Porno roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Porno roasting on an Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
It's pretty hot!
Porno roasting on an open fire,
Sweet smell climbing to my nose,
Rustling papers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"
Everybody wants some yaois and some girl-on-girl,
But some thinks it isn't right
Tiny dots on each page will all glow
We'll find them nice to read tonight.
We torched some Playboys on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of Hustler ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Heffner asked us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2001,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very funny event indeed
Sweet smell climbing to my nose,
Rustling papers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"
Everybody wants some yaois and some girl-on-girl,
But some thinks it isn't right
Tiny dots on each page will all glow
We'll find them nice to read tonight.
We torched some Playboys on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of Hustler ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Heffner asked us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2001,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very funny event indeed
It's heating up!
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I won't tell Michele Bachmann if you don't. Come to think of it, it looks from the voting as if she already knows about this.
Max - Great to see you're cooking agin. ;D
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