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Song Parodies -> "Joe's Got To Go, Man!"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty The Snowman"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Joe's Got To Go, Man!"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
2008 will not be 2012. With economic distress, unemployment, out of control spending, and the results of the last midterm election, it's no wonder that President Obama is hard at work on his re-election campaign. There is already speculation that he may replace Joe Biden as vice-president with someone who carries more political clout and can be the anointed successor in 2016. Christmas In July knows that, in the end, it's all about politics. ;D
Joe's got to go, man! It's a fact that's sad but true.
Next Election Day there'll be hell to pay - if Joe Biden's Number Two.
O. needs a show man - to re-energize the young.
Someone fresh and clean, not a gaff machine - who keeps tripping on his tongue.
'Though Joe has served and never swerved, the problems are for real.
As Joe might say in his famed way - "It's a great big f*cking deal!"
Joe's got to know, man - that it's more than being mean.
We must coronate our next candidate - who'll run in twenty-sixteen.
Joe's got to go, man! He just doesn't float their boats.
If it's Hillary or young Andy C. - we can rack up far more votes.
Folks aren't aglow, man. For the public is annoyed
By the giant debt and they're madder yet - with so many unemployed.
If Joe's on board we can't afford - to have an epic fail,
Like that big tush old Daddy Bush - when he wouldn't dump Dan Quayle.
Joe doesn't blow, man - and we'll wish him all the best,
But we need a star who can take us far - like Tom Hanks or Kanye West!
So we're decidin' - we dumpin' Biden - so our polling says.
'Though it sounds loony - how 'bout George Clooney? How 'bout Jose Baez?
Next Election Day there'll be hell to pay - if Joe Biden's Number Two.
O. needs a show man - to re-energize the young.
Someone fresh and clean, not a gaff machine - who keeps tripping on his tongue.
'Though Joe has served and never swerved, the problems are for real.
As Joe might say in his famed way - "It's a great big f*cking deal!"
Joe's got to know, man - that it's more than being mean.
We must coronate our next candidate - who'll run in twenty-sixteen.
Joe's got to go, man! He just doesn't float their boats.
If it's Hillary or young Andy C. - we can rack up far more votes.
Folks aren't aglow, man. For the public is annoyed
By the giant debt and they're madder yet - with so many unemployed.
If Joe's on board we can't afford - to have an epic fail,
Like that big tush old Daddy Bush - when he wouldn't dump Dan Quayle.
Joe doesn't blow, man - and we'll wish him all the best,
But we need a star who can take us far - like Tom Hanks or Kanye West!
So we're decidin' - we dumpin' Biden - so our polling says.
'Though it sounds loony - how 'bout George Clooney? How 'bout Jose Baez?
O.K....maybe not Kanye. I forgot they had a bit of history between them. My choice is a solid environmentalist of long-standing who has gravitas and unequalled cross-generational appeal...Smokey The Bear. Imagine the chanting crowds..."Yes We CAMP! Yes We CAMP!". ;D
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Cool, except the title is all wrong, should be- "O's Got to Go, Man"!!! 555
Are you sure that China will allow the US to spend all those billions on two sides campaigning against each other for a whole year and a half in the first place? Maybe they'll just call the whole thing off and start running things from Beijing until all debts are paid! ;-)
The President is not going to get a new Vice President. There's no reason to replace Biden. Besides, considering your party's VP and VP nominees have included Richard Nixon, Spiro Agnew, Nelson Rockefeller, Bob Dole, George H.W. Bush, Dan Quayle, Dick Cheney and that chick from Alaska, I seem to have forgotten her name... I think you're on shaky ground calling Biden a "gaff machine." (Did Quayle spell that for you? It's "gaffe." He should know.) By the way, speaking of Vice Presidents, Al Gore called. He said, "Hot enough for you?"
I'm beginning to think the Chinese could run some things better. Not real big on that personal freedom stuff, though. Of course, neither are the Demopublicans. Wasn't that the theme of the never released remake of "Red Dawn"? The Chinese invade to secure payments of the debts we owe them, much as the U.S. used to send in the Marines to Haiti, Nicaragua, and Santo Domingo to make sure those countries kept up on their payments to US banking interests. A very well written parody. I pay very little attention to Biden. Not sure if the Democrats are going to drop him like a hot "potatoe" next year. I suspect we're all going to have a lot more important things to worry about.
You could be right...even if not, it's funny
gotta love it, we've had the coldest 8or so years in the last century,and we get 2 weeks of normal summer temps and the global warming idiots are buzzing again. reminder, the moon and 2 planets warmed the same measly 1/2 degree the same time the earth did, and al gore is rich, and america is gonna go broke. global warming - the new religion for the Godless and mindless
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