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Song Parodies -> "How'd A Stun Gun Get On The Plane?"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"How'd A Stun Gun Get On The Plane?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Ahh, the wonderful T.S.A.! Transportation Safety Administration agents pat down (molest) six year-old girls and force ninety-four year old ladies in wheel chairs to strip, yet they let foreign nationals with multiple fake boarding passes slip past them. Soo...I was not surprised when a stun gun was recently found on a commercial airplane. Thanks Janet Napolitano! I WOULD rather be blown up than have my political correctness questioned. ;D


You've heard all the news about T.S.A.
How do they excuse what happened today?
How'd a stun gun get on the plane?
'Though searches are long - intrusive as hell,
This one went wrong. Just why none can tell.
T.S.A. has much to explain.

Were they too busy groping
A six year-old girl's bod?
Or strip-searching a wheel chair-bound
Ninety-four year-old? How odd!
The system's trip-wired, protected in style.
Nobody gets fired unless they profile.
T.S.A. is P.C. - insane!


It's shocking but true. We all are amazed.
You can't bring shampoo, but you can get "tazed"!
How'd a stun gun get on the plane?
They claim they enforce - the government regs.
That's why of course they fondle our legs.
Bet they do not do this in Spain.

They'll check out all your crotches,
They'll stroke and feel your *ss.
But not a foreign national
With a bogus boarding pass!
The point of my fuss? Here is the gist:
They'll save you from us - but not terrorists!
T.S.A.! Just where is - your brain??



Christmas In July is proud to say that Santa Claus Is Coming To Town was written by Haven Gillespie from Covington, Kentucky...a nearby town. ;D

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Patrick - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, America lacks a Gandhi who can persuade people to carry out a nation-wide strike. I wish I could afford to fly somewhere so I could drive and boycott the system. I quit attending collector shows at Fort Leavenworth due to increased security. A lot of other guys did too, so the shows were moved to a civilian auditorium in town.
Old Man Ribber - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
MAJOR mistake!! T.S.A. is the Transportation SECURITY Administration. ;D
Max Power - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
There's a Daily News report about a mother getting arrested for not letting TSA "search" her daughter. Some of the commenters on the comments section actually agrees with the TSA. It's funny because I wrote a certain story about that a night before on fictionpress. Just type in TSA on fictionpress search and you'll find it.
WCJ - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
What's a stun gun? ZAP!! OUCH!! Oh, that's a stun gun! LOL!! :-D Great parody OMR! 555! :-)
AFW - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Good question..good lines..good work

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