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Song Parodies -> "Lost Lohan"
Original Song Title:
"Loch Lomond"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Lost Lohan"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
She hears jail door clanks, and still won't change her ways
Just can't see the light..Lindsay Lohan
Now with house arresting, more penalty she pays
Self-esteem's low in the ranks, poor lost Lohan
Oh, she takes the low road, and goes where there's no road
On down devil's lane she's been stroll-in'
A repeat offender..time after time, again
She needs many, many spanks, poor lost Lohan
Fine films she has starred in, while her shady past
Tarnishes the star..a bad omen
So moldy the bread, on the water has been cast
As her long lovely hair..she keeps combin'
Oh, she takes the low road, and goes where there's no road
On down devil's lane she's been stroll-in'
A repeat offender..time after time, again
She needs many, many spanks, poor lost Lohan
She needs many, many spanks, poor lost Lohan
Just can't see the light..Lindsay Lohan
Now with house arresting, more penalty she pays
Self-esteem's low in the ranks, poor lost Lohan
Oh, she takes the low road, and goes where there's no road
On down devil's lane she's been stroll-in'
A repeat offender..time after time, again
She needs many, many spanks, poor lost Lohan
Fine films she has starred in, while her shady past
Tarnishes the star..a bad omen
So moldy the bread, on the water has been cast
As her long lovely hair..she keeps combin'
Oh, she takes the low road, and goes where there's no road
On down devil's lane she's been stroll-in'
A repeat offender..time after time, again
She needs many, many spanks, poor lost Lohan
She needs many, many spanks, poor lost Lohan
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AFW - Try as I may, I still can't help feeling some sadness here. ;D
When people who have everything choose to self-destruct, it is so wasteful. Many spanks, she probably has received, I will comment no further on that, other than to say it doesn't seem to have helped her much.
Good parody.
Thanks, OMR, Patrick, and Mr. pickle
DKTOS, but liked the descriptions of that sad, sad lass.
Thanks, Warren
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