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Song Parodies -> "10 German Soldiers"
Original Song Title:
"10 Little Indians"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"10 German Soldiers"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Another version using German troops this time...
Ten German soldiers invaded Poland in 1939
One trampled by Polish Cavalry and then there were nine
Nine German soldiers operating fearsome 88s
One shot-up by strafing Spitfires and that left only eight
Eight German soldiers conquered France, thought they would win
One executed by French Resistance and then there were seven
Seven German soldiers in N Africa with Italians mixed
One fell to the gun of a Matilda tank and then there were six
Six German soldiers at Cassino fought to stay alive
British Gurkha sliced one’s throat and then there were five
Five German soldiers on the Eastern Front with a PAK- just scored!!!
But return fire from a KV-1 killed one and then there were four
Four German soldiers still held out for victory
One killed in a 1000 bomber raid and that left just three
Three German soldiers fighting near the Zoo
Russian Katyusha exploded, killing one, and that left two
Two German soldiers operating an AT cannon
Soviets opened up with PPSh-41s and that left only one
One German soldier with Panzerfausts, fired two
Took out both IS-1s and gave up- a POW!!!
One trampled by Polish Cavalry and then there were nine
Nine German soldiers operating fearsome 88s
One shot-up by strafing Spitfires and that left only eight
Eight German soldiers conquered France, thought they would win
One executed by French Resistance and then there were seven
Seven German soldiers in N Africa with Italians mixed
One fell to the gun of a Matilda tank and then there were six
Six German soldiers at Cassino fought to stay alive
British Gurkha sliced one’s throat and then there were five
Five German soldiers on the Eastern Front with a PAK- just scored!!!
But return fire from a KV-1 killed one and then there were four
Four German soldiers still held out for victory
One killed in a 1000 bomber raid and that left just three
Three German soldiers fighting near the Zoo
Russian Katyusha exploded, killing one, and that left two
Two German soldiers operating an AT cannon
Soviets opened up with PPSh-41s and that left only one
One German soldier with Panzerfausts, fired two
Took out both IS-1s and gave up- a POW!!!
88= 88mm Flak 36, Spitfires= British fighter aircraft, Gurkha= British special forces from Nepal, PAK= German AT cannon, KV-1= Russian assault tank, Katyusha= Russian rocket artillery, PPSh-41= Russian submachine gun, Panzerfaust=German AT weapon, IS-1= Russian tank
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Nice parody Rob, at least yours didn't get bombed like mine did! 5's! :-)
WCJ, TY and sorry that the 1-bomber hit you, I saw that early on... sad. Anyway thought I would tell you and the rest that "Zoo" in this story is the Zoo Bunker in Berlin. I tried to describe all the weapons in this story in the bottom box...
Cool, but I admit that I don't know all the weapons :-(
Have you ever heard this one? From the "Two World Wars and One World Cup" file: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1M730cYkic
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