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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Red Nosed Hitman"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red Nosed Hitman"

Parody Written by:

Dan Y.

The Lyrics

rudolph the red nosed hitman
had a very shiny gun
and if you ever saw it
you would scream and run

all of the other hitmen
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor rudolph
join in any killing games

then one dark and stormy night
rudolph went insane
he took his very shiny gun
and took his revenge with it

rudolph was very happy
and laughed maniacally with glee
none of the other hitmen
would ever bother him again
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