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Song Parodies -> "Trump, Trump, Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Tramp, Tramp, Tramp"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Trump, Trump, Trump"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In his mansion, proud, he sits,
Counting money, smelling, too
Now and then, he pumps his pomp a puff of spray
Tosses darts at Rosie's pic..planning feuds to start anew
Since he'll occupy the White House, anyday...

Trump, Trump, Trump, The Donald's running,
Running for the president
Once he's in, DC will flow like his great Apprentice show
He'll change Congress to a Tower and charge rent

For big battles, getting set..in the mirror making scowls
Sucking pickles to curl down his lower lip
Of the outcome he is sure, with no plans for throwing towels
In his back, renews his mean computer chip...

Trump, Trump, Trump, The Donald's running,
Running for the president
Once he's in, DC will flow just like his Apprentice show
He'll change Congress to a Tower and charge rent

He is at the gym each day, working out by shaking hands,
Kissing little baby dolls and smiling wide
Vict'ry gleams within his eyes, on prosperity he stands
If the country goes bankrupt he'll sub-divide

Trump, Trump, Trump, The Donald's running,
It's all planned, his cabinet
They'll be old Apprentice stars waiting in their limo'd cars,
And each week, one will be fired, you can bet

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Patrick - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Donald Trump is the next election's Ross Perot. Populist appeal, some good ideas, but just enough paranoia and lunacy to sabotage the whole effort.
Old Man Ribber - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Wonderful job. I fear Donald is the final "Trump" of Judgment Day. ;D
John Barry - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm still waiting to see Trump's birth certificate. Nice Trump trample.
John Jenkins - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Too bad he can' fire some current cabinet members. Well done, AFW.
WarrenB - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW, that was LOL funny. The Congress/Tower line was inspired, and the whole real estate angle fit flawlessly.
AFW - April 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick, OMR, John B, John J, and Warren..appreciate the V&C
Wild Child JIN - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Donald Trump, don't blow your "trumpet" just plain BLOW! ;-D Great work AFW! :-) 5's
Wild Child JIN - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
So as not to cause any confusion, "blow" in this case, means "leave" ;-)
AFW - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, WCJ
PlasticPaddy - July 30, 2017 - Report this comment
Since I just submitted a "Trump Trump Trump," that was a parody of the same song, I had to check out this one and compare it to my own. Great rhymes, funny zingers, good job of matching the original song's pace and meter. I'm proud of my own version, but yours is at least as good and I gave you straight 5s. Off to check out the other "Trump Trump Trump," not particularly surprised that other authors drew inspiration from the chanting Trumpistas and "Tramp Tramp Tram the Boys Are Marching."

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