We had a big bullying summit.
We hosted it in the White House.
'Twill counter my approval plummet.
Good pic-op for me and my spouse.
Good press, low stress.
Lots of kids, teachers, and cops - for props.
Much less - distress.
A chance for some great photo-ops.

Gas prices have gone through the ceiling.
The government's drowning in debt.
The whole Middle East is now reeling,
But here we'll look good you can bet.
Fed's broke - no joke,
But we'll take time off to preach - and teach.
Don't choke, blow smoke.
I used to just give a great speech!

We know it's a problem already,
But one that we rather would switch
With bailing out Fannie and Freddie
Or dealing with Boehner and Mitch.
Bullies? Oh, please!
Which folks will always abuse? Fox News!
The Tea - Parties:
There's bullying in all their views.

Some use threats and intimidation.
We'll make all this stuff go away.
We con-demn all mean confrontation!
(Like up in Wisconsin today?)
Job One - begun.
All will be charmed by us two - it's true.
Well done. Game won.
We've naught more important to do.