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Song Parodies -> "Bieber Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Bieber Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Yes I know, another roasting song. Truth is that I'm not mentally burnt out this time, it's just that I have been wrestling with several ideas that have been placed on the back burner for some time.
Anime parody might be put on hold as I still have trouble deciding which one to spoof and not to mention that one NSYNC song I was going to work on few months ago.
Anyway, enjoy!
Anime parody might be put on hold as I still have trouble deciding which one to spoof and not to mention that one NSYNC song I was going to work on few months ago.
Anyway, enjoy!
Bieber burning in an open fire,
The fumes climbing to my nose,
Dying beaver being cooked by the fire,
The fans all yelled out "Get a hose!"
Everybody wants some emos and some cooked wiggers,
But some just got bigger
Smell of flesh from the meat will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We cooked those fan girls by the way;
We're fired from the meat of losers ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
People ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2000 and 9,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very funny event indeed
The fumes climbing to my nose,
Dying beaver being cooked by the fire,
The fans all yelled out "Get a hose!"
Everybody wants some emos and some cooked wiggers,
But some just got bigger
Smell of flesh from the meat will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We cooked those fan girls by the way;
We're fired from the meat of losers ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
People ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2000 and 9,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very funny event indeed
I thought about bashing the Columbine school shooters mostly to piss off their fan boys who thinks that they're "heroes" when they're nothing more but axe crazy mass murderers. It wouldn't have been appropriate however since it's a song about Bieber, not those degenerates. Anyway once this song is posted some of his fan girls will probably send me some threats...meh that won't happen. I mean what are the odds of that one happening?
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You are weird. Seriously.
Max - Spring must be just around the corner. You're firing up the old grill! ;D
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