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Song Parodies -> "Get A Long Little Doggie"

Original Song Title:

"Get Along Little Doggies"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Get A Long Little Doggie"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I know...it's an old joke, but like my ex used to say, so am I....
As I was drivin' the ghetto for pleasure
Just munchin' McDonald's, my radio on
My eardrums perked up and my mind started tinglin'
When I heard a voice say somethin' not wrong..

Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
Invest in a dachshund, short, but fully grown
Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
Then if he goes roamin', can't get far from home

I drove to the pet shop and bought me that doggie
Black was his color, and bobbed was his tail
Barked at some horses when I left the pet shop
Whoopee mentioned no gender, so I got a male

Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
Invest in a dachshund, short, but fully grown
Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
So when he goes roamin', won't get far from home

I licensed my dachshund and titled him, Bruno
He barked at the doorbell, his deep watch dog song
Although he was pint-sized he growled like a pit bull
My friends all said, my my, your doggie is long

Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
Invest in a dachshund, short, but fully grown
Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
And when he goes roamin', can't stray far from home

One day as I left for my job at the factory
Forgot to tie Bruno to his house on the lawn
Well, Whoopee can stick it! Now my Bruno's missing
I searched everywhere and that dachshund was gone

Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
Invest in a dachshund, short, but fully grown
Whoopee Goldberg said, "Get a long little doggie"
Well, Whoopee you're crazy, found Bruno in Rome

Hey, Whoopie you're crazy, Bruno went to Rome

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Wild Child JIN - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW-Whoopee! Got a nice song parody! ;-) 555!
Old Man Ribber - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Yipee Ki Five Five Five! If you were mining, I'd say that you just struck a fresh vein in what appeared to be a played-out mine! ;D
Mark Scotti - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
555 Whoopies....
LilLacyDoggie - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
sir L'Air de Farce , our Mighty duke oEdge, El SatyrMajor, this is grand ! ! How did you know that this is my Western Theme Sonnng ? ? I sing it well, Sir , as I make those Cowboys drooool as I sway to this Western ditty ! Get a lawwwwn . . . .
AFW - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks to WCJ, OMR, Mark, and LLD...I thought you might like a western spoof..
WarrenB - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
ooohhh, what a baaad punn. Which makes it a wonderful wordsmithereen. Honestly, this is the first time I've heard this pun, and nice shootin' Tex.
Christie Marie M - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Wheeeeeeeee....doggies!!! A bow-wow of 5's for this one!
John Barry - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Dachtung!
AFW - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, WarrenB, Christie, and John

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