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Song Parodies -> "Deck the Walls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Deck the Walls"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
DECK THE WALLS with bowls of Jello.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
'Tis the season to be mellow.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Don is wearing gay apparel
Fol-de-rol, fol-de-ra, la-la-la.
while he fishes from a barrel.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
See amazing fools before us
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
drive the car, the old Ford Taurus.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Follow me in great displeasure
Fol-de-rol, fol-de-ra, la-la-la.
while I'm swelling from my leisure.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Phargt away your old fat asses.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Hail the new kids passing gasses.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Bring the boys out all together,
Fol-de-rol, fol-de-ra, la-la-la.
heedless of the whips and leather.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
'Tis the season to be mellow.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Don is wearing gay apparel
Fol-de-rol, fol-de-ra, la-la-la.
while he fishes from a barrel.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
See amazing fools before us
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
drive the car, the old Ford Taurus.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Follow me in great displeasure
Fol-de-rol, fol-de-ra, la-la-la.
while I'm swelling from my leisure.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Phargt away your old fat asses.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Hail the new kids passing gasses.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
Bring the boys out all together,
Fol-de-rol, fol-de-ra, la-la-la.
heedless of the whips and leather.
Fol-de-rol-de-ra de-la-la-la.
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Deck the Walls
Parody of traditional Christmas carol Deck the Halls;
first published 1881; author unknown;
music of 16th Century Welsh origin, lyrics of American origin.
Deck the Walls
Parody of traditional Christmas carol Deck the Halls;
first published 1881; author unknown;
music of 16th Century Welsh origin, lyrics of American origin.
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It's still OK to remain in the Holly Jolly Christmas Spirit, even though it is over. Very funny parody! :-D I Deck the Walls with three 5's for this one! ;-)
I thought it was very strange, but the Ford Taurus got a laugh out of me...
Seems comically perverse.
What's your favorite flavor of Jello?
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