-> "Oh Come Oh Come Oh Rahm Emanuel"
Original Song Title:
"Oh Come Oh Come Emmanuel"
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Come Oh Come Oh Rahm Emanuel"
The Lyrics
Oh come oh come oh Rahm Emanuel
And rescue poor old Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
That waits beset by sorrow fear and care
Because a Daley no more will be mayor.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall come to thee oh Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
Oh, come, oh come, our Wisdom from D.C.,
Who ordered all things, Chief of Staff was he;
To us the path of yes-we-can do show,
and teach us in Obama’s ways to go.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall instruct thee oh Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
Oh, come, oh lord of political might,
Who to both tribes on the Capitol’s height
Time and again gave earmarks great and small,
And so did purchase passage of great law.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall earmark thee oh Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
Oh, come O friend of Jesse's son,
From ev'ry foe deliver him
That trusts your mighty pow'r fiscally;
Bring him in vict'ry through the primary.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall fund raise thee oh Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
Oh, come, O key to Ben Bernanke, come,
And open wide those banks that fear to loan;
Make easing flow forth quantitatively,
And close the path to misery.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall stimulate thee Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
Oh, come, Obama’s Rahma from on high,
And cheer us by your drawing nigh,
Disperse the gloomy negativity,
And give us hope through your audacity.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall pep-talk thee oh Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
Oh, come, oh Daley of the North Shore, bind
In one the neighborhoods of every kind;
Oh, bid north south and west divisions cease,
And be yourself our Boss of Peace.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For Rahm Emanuel
Shall pacify thee Ch-ch-ch-ca-go.
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