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Song Parodies -> "Jets Fans Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jets Fans Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Yes these guys, NFL's equivalent to Mets fans. I wouldn't mind the Jets winning since they're sort of my second favorite team (though by default). But after signing couple of washed up stars their fans acted like they owned the city.
Jets fans roasting on an open fire,
The fumes climbing to my nose,
Awful screaming being drowned by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "Max enough!"
Everybody wants some Pats fans and some Eagles fans,
But some thinks it isn't right
Stench of flesh from the flame will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We burnt some Cowboys on the way;
We're tired from the weight of losers ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1986,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very touching event indeed
The fumes climbing to my nose,
Awful screaming being drowned by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "Max enough!"
Everybody wants some Pats fans and some Eagles fans,
But some thinks it isn't right
Stench of flesh from the flame will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We burnt some Cowboys on the way;
We're tired from the weight of losers ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1986,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very touching event indeed
Remember the time when the Jets drafted Roger Vick on first round? Weli...I wasn't born yet so who is he?
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Jettison the Jets lol...
Good thing the Jets' biggest fan is a fireman, because they always crash and burn in the end. I notice that Rex Ryan is always yapping, and sometimes his players back it up, but as soon as that video came out, he was all, "Uh, it's a personal matter... "
Now we know what's cooking! ;D
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