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Song Parodies -> "Sox Fans Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Sox Fans Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Yes the red ones.
Sox fans roasting on an open fire,
The fumes climbing to my nose,
All those losers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "Not again!"
Everybody wants some Yawkeys and some Lupicas,
But some thinks it isn't right
Stench of blood from the flame will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We burnt some Mets fans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of lowlifes ain't it great?
And every single losers all whined and cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1986,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very touching event indeed
The fumes climbing to my nose,
All those losers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "Not again!"
Everybody wants some Yawkeys and some Lupicas,
But some thinks it isn't right
Stench of blood from the flame will all flow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We burnt some Mets fans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of lowlifes ain't it great?
And every single losers all whined and cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1986,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very touching event indeed
Yeah!
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SOX RULES!
Have fun getting passed by the Orioles, you bums! Oh, wait, you already got passed by the Rays. Can the Jays be far behind? (Actually, yes, they have even less pitching.) And with the Rays slashing payroll, looks like another Pinstriped summer... and autumn.
Ah yes! A classic American dish...Boston Baked Fiends! ;D
Let's hope they'll be roasting from hot bats.
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