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Song Parodies -> "Santa Burning On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Burning On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Someone forgot to put out the fire.
Santa burning on an open fire,
The fumes climbing to my nose,
Ghastly screaming being heard from the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What's that smell?"
That fat bastage wants some cookies and some whatever,
But his fate just isn't right
Screams of pain from the flame will all flow
We'll find them nice to heat tonight.
We burnt some blubber by the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of someone ain't it great?
And every single children begins to cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1991,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very tragic Christmas indeed
The fumes climbing to my nose,
Ghastly screaming being heard from the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What's that smell?"
That fat bastage wants some cookies and some whatever,
But his fate just isn't right
Screams of pain from the flame will all flow
We'll find them nice to heat tonight.
We burnt some blubber by the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of someone ain't it great?
And every single children begins to cry,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 1991,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very tragic Christmas indeed
Santa's chances of survival is ABSOLUTE ZERO PERCENT!!!
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Max Power Burning On An Open Fire!
Max - That's one Crisp Kringle! ;D
I like Santa extra crispy.
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