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Song Parodies -> "My Wild Irish Rose"

Original Song Title:

"My Wild Irish Rose"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Wild Irish Rose"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

In this parody, "Wild Irish" becomes a euphemisim for erectile function...and "rose" becomes a verb instead of a noun.
My wild Irish rose,
It stirs beneath my clothes
In church, eye a pair,
Low "Cleave" made me stare
Till my wild Irish rose..

My wild Irish rose,
No stopping blood that flows
When the pastor said, "Jim,
Come sing us a hymn"
I froze, with my wild Irish rose..

My wild Irish rose
Erect, dear God! it shows!
Madly, finger flicks make,
But earthquakes couldn't shake
The bloom..from my wild Irish, rose

(Organ interlude)

My wild Irish rose
In panic, I wave "No's"
But as church vocalist,
It's hard to resist,
I stand up on my toes..

With wild irish rose,
Em-barr-assed blush that glows
I creep to the place,
Sing "A-mazing Grace",
Out there, with my wild Irish rose

The next day they call
Church ladies, one and all
Softly whisper,"I'm yours"
Much dropping of drawers,
Many times, my wild Irish rose

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Old Man Ribber - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
AFW - It's A Great Day For The Irish! Best line - "Organ Interlude"! ;D
Patrick - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
If the service lasts more than four hours, I guess you might sing "Hallelujah". Just how amazing was Grace?
LilRunningCakes - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
This is getting edgy, Sir , Chief DroppingDrawers ! !
AFW - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, and Patrick...and thanks. LCC...haven't heard from you for a while..hope you had a good Christmas

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