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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Stashin' A Pound"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Stashin' A Pound"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
Poor Santa looks pooped,
He's movin' real slow
His eyes are all drooped,
Too much, goes "Ho, ho"
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
He's swingin' a fist
Has decked Rudolph twice
Gets hungry as heck
He even eats ice..
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
He puffs it till he's sleepin'.
He puffs it when awake
He knows what weed is good or bad
So, the good is what he'll take..
Oh...the reindeer don't know
Old Santa's real sly
Keeps parkin' his sleigh
Without it, can fly
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
Little cob pipe,
Papers to roll
Stubby short roach
Turns green, the north pole..
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
Eskimo dolls
He'll cuddle and coo
Smokin' on tokes,
He's sharin' em, too
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
The kids in Girl and Boy land
Are gettin' smoky mail
He's on that cloud in joyland town
Not like Jimmy, he'll inhale..
That's why Santa looks pooped
And movin' real slow,
Bloodshot eyes, drooped,
Laughs too much, "Ho, Ho"
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound..
He's movin' real slow
His eyes are all drooped,
Too much, goes "Ho, ho"
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
He's swingin' a fist
Has decked Rudolph twice
Gets hungry as heck
He even eats ice..
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
He puffs it till he's sleepin'.
He puffs it when awake
He knows what weed is good or bad
So, the good is what he'll take..
Oh...the reindeer don't know
Old Santa's real sly
Keeps parkin' his sleigh
Without it, can fly
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
Little cob pipe,
Papers to roll
Stubby short roach
Turns green, the north pole..
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
Eskimo dolls
He'll cuddle and coo
Smokin' on tokes,
He's sharin' em, too
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound
The kids in Girl and Boy land
Are gettin' smoky mail
He's on that cloud in joyland town
Not like Jimmy, he'll inhale..
That's why Santa looks pooped
And movin' real slow,
Bloodshot eyes, drooped,
Laughs too much, "Ho, Ho"
Santa Claus is stashin' a pound..
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Freakin hilarious. I pissed my pants.
Pete - Now we know what he had in his pipe! Great job and Merery Christmas! ;D
Much obliged, ed and Mr. Ribber. Also, a correction in the next to last stanza, name, Jimmy should be changed to Billy.
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