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Song Parodies -> "Why The Heck Is Bill Clinton Here?"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Why The Heck Is Bill Clinton Here?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

This is the 101st parody of the original song to be posted on amiright. Former President Clinton's appearance with President Obama at the White House to push for the tax compromise, however, was unique. I don't know which was more disturbing to me...the specter of Clinton carrying on as if he were still the president, or the fact that Obama left to attend a party with the First Lady. I guess it all depends on what the definition of the word "is" is. ;D



Obama said I've - a shocker for you.
Today Forty-Four's joined by Forty Two.
Why the heck is Bill Clinton here?
Just like 'ninety-four - we took a shellack,
And that is why - I've brought Willie back.
He's not here for Rose Garden beer.

I'll do no obfuscating - although my base went south.
I'll do no moderating when - you can hear it from Bill's mouth!
Slick Bill will give you - the answers you seek:
His "lifelong beliefs" - that he holds this week.
That is why old Bill Clinton's here.


Michelle has a fete - so I have to go.
Bill's now on a roll - he's caught in the show.
Clinton thinks he's still President.
He'll lay on his spin - he's good as we know.
He never got thin - from eating much crow.
But you'll never hear ME repent.

We were such bitter foes back - when I faced Hillary.
Bill said I called him racist - "I won't let him swift-boat me!".
So now I'll use Bill - when I have a chance.
I just hope he will - keep it in his pants.
That's why old Bill Clinton is here!



It was kind of cool...Hope And Change meets Hope Arkansas! ;D

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Wild Child JIN - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't see anything wrong with this parody "being here" either. ;-) 555!
Old Man Ribber - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey One Bomber....where's you f*cking holiday spirit? hehe ;D
Patrick - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought Obama had finally tired of the job and was slipping off to some pre-arranged refuge, leaving Slick Willy in charge again. Things could be worse.
Michael Pacholek - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe Clinton decided this country needed a real President. He showed more spine against Gingrich than Obama's shown thus far against Boehner and McConnell. America needs a President with a brain and a spine -- if we get one, we shouldn't care about other body parts.
John Barry - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This incident was indeed bizarre. I wish BC were still prez.
Rod W - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Fun read, OMR! Fav line: "His 'lifelong beliefs' - that he holds this week." Loved that one.
Mark Scotti - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, you know Bill, "There's nothing like enjoying a good cigar at an old haunt"....LOL...hide the interns!!!
John Jenkins - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Mr. Pacholek might be correct. When the Republicans became the majority party in the House in 1995, they wanted to implement welfare reform and terminate Hillary Care (which was remarkably similar to Obama Care). President Clinton was astute enough to agree to these ideas. Let's hope that President Obama is just as brainy.

Very good parody, particularly the "lifelong beliefs" and "eating crow" lines.
AFW - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny political spoofing here.
Barry J. Mitchel - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
It was clear who was in charge, neither Bill nor Barack, but Michelle (just as Hillary was). 555
Belle - December 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah...it's about those lifelong beliefs....ha! It was :D!!

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