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Song Parodies -> "Drop Your Pants, What I Say!"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Drop Your Pants, What I Say!"
Parody Written by:
Rod Worden
The Lyrics
TSA naked x-ray imaging and full-blown groping, while they laugh and make jokes? Why not just naked, full cavity searches in the open and be done. My favorite paraphrase of the Ben Franklin freedom v security quote is this one: "People willing to trade their freedom for temporary security deserve neither --and will lose both."
Said the voyeur to the little rat:
"Do you see what I see?
Right here on the screen, little rat--
Do you see what I see?
A hoo-chee-peach, moving, what a sight!
With detail so neat and so tight..
I..uh..think she'll be late for this flight!"
[Bell chime, off in the distance]
Said the little rat to the little boy:
"Do you hear what I hear..?
Ringing over there, little boy..?
Do you hear what I hear..?
The bell, it brings, searches 'bove the knees!"
(Fondle, grope.. a license to please!)
It's all there in Home-land decrees.
Said the father to the TSA:
"Do you know what I know?
--In your sweaty gloves, TSA--
Do you know what I know?
You airhead doofs-- love this crap, controlled,
For it makes you strut, smug and bold--
While per-ver-ted pleasures unfold!
[Over loudspeaker]
"TSA to the people everywhere:
Listen to what I say!
Drop your pants, people everywhere!
Listen to what I say!
A child, --that child--, bending over there--
He might blow you up in midair!!!"
(..Like the CON-gress, could-grow a pair..)
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Good parody about a ridiculous situation.
I'm from the UK & I've seen a couple of the YouTube vids (the chap that started the backlash & the young boy of about 9 being stripped in front of all the passengers - personally, I don't see how that one can even be legal). I know a couple who were planning on holidaying in Miami next year but are now going to Australia instead. I'm guessing your tourism is going to suffer next year!
I'm from the UK & I've seen a couple of the YouTube vids (the chap that started the backlash & the young boy of about 9 being stripped in front of all the passengers - personally, I don't see how that one can even be legal). I know a couple who were planning on holidaying in Miami next year but are now going to Australia instead. I'm guessing your tourism is going to suffer next year!
Hi Andy. I've read that tourism is down some 30% or more over this and that folks from abroad are changing their minds in droves about coming here. It's insanity. Thanks for your comment!
But for the last stanza, I think this one missed the mark Rod. Your "Wackjob..." parody had more humor and more bite! Keep at it...you have the knack.
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