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Song Parodies -> "My Bonnie Is Watching the Scanner"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"My Bonnie Is Watching the Scanner"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

When did people start referring to genitalia as "junk"? I've only begun to hear this in the past couple of months. Somehow it just doesn't sound right, compared to say "wiener" or "tool". I think I just uncovered another disturbing aspect to the airport "security" charade.
My Bonnie, she watches the scanner
And hopes she will spot a grenade
But all she observes are examples
Of the way different men have been made

Bonnie, my Bonnie
Is looking through other men's clothes
My Bonnie keeps wishing
That mine were a lot more like those*

She's searching for objects anomalous
In a way, that is what she will see
And though they're just shadows anonymous
She's begun to compare them with me

Bonnie, admiring
The profile of some handsome hunk
Thinks that, I am fat
Endowed with a "package" of "junk"

*I think this means she wishes I would upgrade my wardrobe.

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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Rod W - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
That was funny and clever! Liked "And though they're just shadows anonymous She's begun to compare them with me". Not "junk" this parody.
AFW - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
I scan truthfully say this parody is timely, and very good. Deserves this five-five-five.
UnKnownVotress - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, it's all ~junk & bunk~ to me . . . .

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