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Song Parodies -> "Qur'an Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Qur'an Roasting On An Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Slight remake of the earlier edition.
Qur'an roasting on an open fire,
Bad smell climbing to my nose,
Rustling papers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"
Everybody wants some kebabs and some falafels,
But some thinks it isn't right
Tiny bombs on their thighs will all blow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We burnt some turbans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of martyrs ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2001,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very tragic event indeed
Bad smell climbing to my nose,
Rustling papers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"
Everybody wants some kebabs and some falafels,
But some thinks it isn't right
Tiny bombs on their thighs will all blow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.
We burnt some turbans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of martyrs ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why
And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2001,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very tragic event indeed
Okay then.
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Okay...
Racist garbage. This is why nobody takes you seriously Max because you write bull-crap like this. If you were just bad at writing parodies that would be one thing but since you're a racist too it makes it even worse.
Nobody expect you.
Book burning has a long and disreputable history. What frightens me is that today countless people are "burning CDs"! lol ;D
That's why the CD sales have stunk for sometime. Unlike those wimps, what I do is that I would download some songs, listen to them, and then buy the CDs. It's a perfect way to get a free preview...until youtube came along.
Yes we all know how violent he is. Pity his parents gave birth to him...
You do realize you don't need fake names to attack me right? It's pretty obvious that it's really you.
~ 1 8 0 0 ~ i s L A M B s ~
Lol
You do realise how much you love offending others? It's pretty obvious you are dangerously violent.
You're probably the only one who is offended and if that's the case, lol.
Just go away and sniff your cats, dude.
Looks like somebody needs a huggy time.
Just crawl back under your rock, you idiotic prick!
Oh did I hurt your wittle feelings?
No lol
MUWHAHAHAHA!!!
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