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Song Parodies -> "Qur'an Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Qur'an Roasting On An Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Slight remake of the earlier edition.
Qur'an roasting on an open fire,
Bad smell climbing to my nose,
Rustling papers being burnt by the fire,
The folks all yelled out "What the hell?"

Everybody wants some kebabs and some falafels,
But some thinks it isn't right
Tiny bombs on their thighs will all blow
We'll find them nice to eat tonight.

We burnt some turbans on the way;
We're nauseous from the smell of martyrs ain't it great?
And every single reasons we cannot lie,
Angrily ask us for those reasons and why

And so I'm offering a front row seat,
To kids from 2001,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very tragic event indeed
Okay then.

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Total Votes: 13

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? - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Okay...
Me - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Racist garbage. This is why nobody takes you seriously Max because you write bull-crap like this. If you were just bad at writing parodies that would be one thing but since you're a racist too it makes it even worse.
Max Power - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Nobody expect you.
Old Man Ribber - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
Book burning has a long and disreputable history. What frightens me is that today countless people are "burning CDs"! lol ;D
Max Power - November 11, 2010 - Report this comment
That's why the CD sales have stunk for sometime. Unlike those wimps, what I do is that I would download some songs, listen to them, and then buy the CDs. It's a perfect way to get a free preview...until youtube came along.
Vacuum cleaner setting - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Yes we all know how violent he is. Pity his parents gave birth to him...
Max Power - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You do realize you don't need fake names to attack me right? It's pretty obvious that it's really you.
UnKnownVotress - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
~ 1 8 0 0 ~ i s L A M B s ~
Max Power - November 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Lol
Vacuum cleaner setting - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You do realise how much you love offending others? It's pretty obvious you are dangerously violent.
Max Power - November 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You're probably the only one who is offended and if that's the case, lol.
Vacuum cleaner setting - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Just go away and sniff your cats, dude.
Max Power - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Looks like somebody needs a huggy time.
Vacuum cleaner setting - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Just crawl back under your rock, you idiotic prick!
Max Power - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh did I hurt your wittle feelings?
? - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
No lol
Max Power - November 17, 2010 - Report this comment
MUWHAHAHAHA!!!

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