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Song Parodies -> "Greenberg Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Greenberg Roasting On An Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

I know the song isn't much different than the Cowboys song and the fact that it's more about the Rangers than their CEO with a mouth. But still...
Greenberg roasting on an open fire,
Rangers falling to their foes,
Crazy laughter being heard through the ire,
And fans spit up like bunch of trolls.

Everybody hates the Rangers and crazed idiots,
Now they have a season fright.
All those clots from their lies all kablow,
They'll find it hard to weep tonight.

They'll know that the dream is a fake;
He's made up from the lies from the parents by the way.
And every Texas homies are going to cry,
On whether if their Rangers will win and why.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from 1992,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A really crappy series for you
I'll be out of my doldrum one day, right now I'm practically burnt out.

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Total Votes: 8

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? - November 05, 2010 - Report this comment
You just changed one word, (cowboys to Greenberg). Shame on you.

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